Monday, January 30, 2012

'Magic penis' prophet arrested

Disclaimer: I am not sure of the exact source of this story but trust me, strange things happen in Zimbabwe all the time!


A Bulawayo's Nkulumane suburb prophet claims that he gets healing powers from his penis. The Prophet, Blessed Mvura's magic stick healing prowess has been going for the past few years and claims to have healed hundreds of desperate women of different illnesses.

Mvura's powers were temporarily brought to a grinding halt recently after a woman whom he had administered an ointment through sex started developing pimples on her private parts. Her husband accused her of promiscuity but the woman divulged the source of her illness and pointed the finger at the Prophet.

Questioned by the woman's husband, the prophet maintained his innocence and told the man that he had prior to the healing procedures told the woman about his unorthodox method and she consented. After escaping unscathed, Mvura went on with his errands. For the past few months, Mvura has taken his act to the border town of Beitbridge where hordes of women were also HEALED.

He returned to Bulawayo on Monday last week and found police officers waiting for him in connection with a rape case. he was subsequently arrested. Mvura appeared before Western Commonage magistrate, Richard Ramaboea. The self professed penis prophet shocked the gallery after claiming that he wanted to heal the woman. Mvura went on to claim that he only heals women.

"I only use my organ when treating people. I rub it with a specific medicine for that particular disease and insert my penis into the woman's privates," he said.

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